Gears of War Movie Cast

The Gears of War Movie will be out soon, but which actors will be able to literally fill the massive Gears’ boots and make this film worth watching?

Here’s what we think might work

Marcus Fenix
Mickey Rourke
Nick Chinlund
Dominic Santiago
Brandon Molale
Dwayne Johnson
Augustus Cole
Tommy ‘Tiny’ Lister
Michael Clarke Duncan
Mighty Rasta (Lester Speight)
Damon Baird
David Morse
Thomas Jane
Minh Young Kim
Jason Scott Lee
Anthony Carmine Any stacked guy/good voice actor…
Benjamin Carmine Cliff Bleszinski
Tai Kaliso Lobo Sebastian
Dizzy Wallin Ron Perlman
Richard Prescott Robet De Niro
Bill Nighy
Victor Hoffman Arnold Schwarzenegger
Anya Stroud
Charlize Theron
Michelle Williams
Maria Salma Hayek
Jessica Alba

Comments? other ideas?

Thanks to the team awesome folk for the ideas so far (their website coming soon).

Comments (20)

  1. Johneh wrote::

    Hulk Hogan as Victor Hoffman ;)

    Tuesday, January 27, 2009 at 2:32 pm #
  2. Boboskos wrote::

    Ray Park as Anthony Carmine (Darth Maul)

    Wednesday, January 28, 2009 at 8:45 am #
  3. Rhastus wrote::

    Anya Stroud is a Redhead so I would ditch the Blondes for a more upcoming and mysterious actress named Rebecca Mader that played Charlotte Lewis. To me, she would be Anya to the core! And Baird? I am reserved on your choices… they should be much larger men!

    Thursday, January 29, 2009 at 6:51 pm #
  4. Boboskos wrote::

    Anya’s not a red head, she’s blonde (http://gearsofwar.wikia.com/wiki/Anya_Stroud), but having seen Rebecca in LOST I agree that she could play Anya, there’s always bleach.

    Friday, January 30, 2009 at 8:17 am #
  5. Chez wrote::

    ryan reynolds will be good as baird

    Friday, April 3, 2009 at 7:41 am #
  6. Lars Godley wrote::

    Batista as Dom!!!!!!!
    obviously!!

    Wednesday, April 29, 2009 at 7:07 am #
  7. hfgjhs wrote::

    I’ve got the perfect cast for a GOW movie. Batista as Marcus Fenix, AJ Styles as Baird, Michael Clarke Duncan as Cole, Samoa Joe with some face paint or Umaga as Tai, any good actor with a cowboy accent Dizzy, any blonde girl that’s a good actor and looks smart as Anya(good luck with that),and a latino girl that’s a good actor as Maria.

    Saturday, May 2, 2009 at 6:38 pm #
  8. hfgjhs wrote::

    Oh and I almost forgot, Jason Scott Lee but bald as Minh.

    Sunday, May 3, 2009 at 11:30 am #
  9. Justindanger wrote::

    sphinx rourke sounds good, but how bout john cena or channing tatum 4 bird . vin disel or bautista santiago and how bout terry crews for cole.

    Monday, May 4, 2009 at 2:59 am #
  10. matt wrote::

    i think Bruse Willis as marcus, the Rock as Dom, Dennis Leary as Baird, and Terry Crews as Cole i like Jess Alba as Maria anyone smart as Anya and Dizzy has to be a white Texan

    Saturday, June 6, 2009 at 10:42 pm #
  11. matt wrote::

    oh and i like Arnold as Hoffman if they can get him

    Saturday, June 6, 2009 at 10:45 pm #
  12. matt wrote::

    R Lee Ermy as Victor Hoffman

    Friday, September 25, 2009 at 9:51 am #
  13. BLeeve2011@gmail.com wrote::

    Only a true faget would ever pick mickey rourke as a possibility for marcus. Batista is the better choice.
    Where is chuck norris when you need him.

    Tuesday, October 6, 2009 at 8:09 am #
  14. Jake Mcmahon wrote::

    Where is david spade when you need him

    Tuesday, October 6, 2009 at 8:10 am #
  15. Jake Mcmahon wrote::

    I love puddin pops

    Tuesday, October 6, 2009 at 8:11 am #
  16. Jake Mcmahon wrote::

    Listen here Johneh. You must be the biggest queef I hae ever heard. Hulk Hogan must never act. You can do me this favor and jump of a bridge with cream cheese on your feet and a 125lbs. anvil tied to your dick. You ugly ass nigga

    Thursday, October 8, 2009 at 7:43 am #
  17. Johneh wrote::

    Seems like I managed to touch a nerve there with you Jake, did hulk touch you as a child? I don’t see how you can say that hulk hogan shouldn’t act.. Did you never see Thunder in paradise? Utterly amazing show, only just behind his other amazing acting in such productions as ‘Suburban Commando’, ‘Mr. Nanny’ and ‘Santa with Muscles’. I think if you’re not too traumatised by your childhood night time ‘experiences’ of him then you should rent yourself these films and look again at his acting ability. You sir, have just been served.

    Monday, October 12, 2009 at 8:36 am #
  18. Julian wrote::

    Batista looks juss like Marcus lol the rock would be a good Dom too not cuz they wrestlers but they would do a good job lol

    Monday, October 26, 2009 at 4:38 pm #
  19. jkd wrote::

    I don’t understand why there is no talk about Ronnie Coleman as cole he’s perfect . Its even in his name.

    Tuesday, December 15, 2009 at 9:32 pm #
  20. sean ortega wrote::

    dude 12 pack from i love new york for baird!!!!!

    Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 12:35 pm #